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    Tuesday, 2 September 2008

    On Being All Man

    I really cannot argue with the fact that beer contains chemicals which makes your body alter shape. One look at my belly is enough to tell you that. And the fact that oestrogen-like chemicals are present in our favourite beverage as well is demonstrated by my moobs (and no I didn't enter that competition, I don't live anywhere near Essex).

    What I do object to, however, is the use of the phrase gender-bending. I'm happy with my body thank you, and am 100% man. Actually half of that sentence is untrue, but it's certainly not part two!

    2 comments:

    bluebirder said...

    Moobs!!:-)

    haddonsman said...

    Do you ever get so drunk that you get turned on by the sight of your own moobs? No? Just me then? (Nurse, the screens..!)